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Hello all – the primary home for ack/nak is currently at http://acknak.blogspot.com

Please visit the URL above to enjoy all the wacky hijinks and effusive blather that I’ve come to be known for. But, if you prefer not to, I’ve imported all of my previous posts (nearly 500) from the Blogger incarnation of ack/nak over here. Let’s see if that doesn’t manage to confuse all of us.

That said, it may shuffle over here at some point in the future. If you have strong feelings about WordPress over and above Blogger, let me know via a comment.

A wonderful article, and a wonderful sentiment.

I think a condition of the negotiation should be that Jews get to come to the table too.

Ann Coulter would disagree, I fear. Too bad.

“I thought this was a blog about product management.”

“It is. Mostly.”

“Mostly?”

“Yes. Which is to say I write about product management topics, but I also write about. . .”

“A lot of hooey. What was that thing on lapel pins? On lab signs? You’ve gone all ‘pop culture’ on us. I think I’ll go read User Driven. At least he stays on-topic. Or something by that nice Tyner Blain fellow.”

“Those are good blogs too.”

“You used to write more product management stuff. What happened?”

“Well, I’m kind of resting.”

“What does that mean? Resting?”

“Exactly that. Resting. It’s Q4.”

“Oh.”

“Yes. I’m writing things that are fun and amusing to me because right now, I’m up to here in product management during the day, so when I get to sit down at night I like to have a little fun.”

“So you’re going to stick to. . . stuff like lapel pins for a while.”

“Maybe.”

“Your readers aren’t going to like it.”

“You’d be surprised. Product managers have a sense of humor.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

A Lapel Pin Guide for American Politicians

An American Flag – You are patriotic, risk-averse and above all, patriotic. Failure to wear an American Flag lapel pin is prima facie evidence that you belong to the Howard Dean School of Self-Inflicted Political Mortal Wounds. Required

The Légion d’honneur – You are French, and very likely Nicolas Sarkozy. Not recommended, but tres chic, n’est-ce pas?

A Pink Ribbon – You are raising awareness of breast cancer, unless you are William J. Clinton père, in which case you are raising awareness of breasts. Seasonal.

Skull and Crossbones – You are a pirate. Situational.

The Order of St. Sebastian – You are in the same club as Michael Corleone, which is cool, but unfortunately it’s a club that was condemned by the Vatican Secretariat of State in the Osservatore Romano on 14 December 1970. Odds are most if not all observers won’t care. Location-sensitive.

The Letter X – You are a treasure. Confusing.

A White Star (five-pointed) – You are a traditionalist, but under certain rotational influences, also a satanist. Risky.

A link for your convenience. Enjoy.

In the “Threat Down” segment of last night’s Colbert Report, M. Colbert shared three work safety signs he proposed for display at laboratories.

Why? US labs reported more than 100 accidents since 2003 involving such biological threats as anthrax, bird flu virus, monkeypox and plague-causing bacteria, that’s why.

The signs:

I’d pay cash-money for a full-sized version of sign #3.


As gedankenexperiments go, the Buttered Cat Paradox is plenty of fun, but it also has a bright future as a smart cat accessory for Halloween.

Necessary Ingredients:

1. a bit of toast-shaped brown foam painted with a splash of butter-colored acrylic paint
2. elastic strap
3. cat

Connect 1 and 2 then wrap around 3 with 1 oriented upward.

When asked “what is that attached to your cat” you may respond “an anti-gravity device”.

When asked “how is that an anti-gravity device” you may respond “it is buttered toast”.

When asked “how is buttered toast an anti-gravity device” you may respond “since cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered-side down, when you drop a cat with buttered toast on its back the cat will approach the ground and then hover, QED.”

When asked for a demonstration you may respond “go throw your own cat.”

Hilarity ensues.

(photo: care of Wikipedia)

Hold on to your head because when you read this article, it will be inclined to fly off your shoulders.

In related news, Sony BMG declares that listening to songs on the radio constitutes theft, as does any instance in which an individual listens to a CD that they do not own. Oops, sorry, Sony BMG doesn’t believe you own your CDs, they believe you “have purchased a non-transferable, exclusive and limited license to transmit the IP contained on the physical media through a DCMA-approved CD player”.

Astounding.

In late June, I reported that Gfeller Casemakers had decided to produce covers for the popular Mokeskine line of notebooks. Two months later, Steve Derricott, the proprietor of Gfeller wrote to let me know that the covers were ready to order, and was kind enough to include a few pictures.

Since then, ack/nak has enjoyed a steady stream of visitors interested in the Gfeller Moleskine covers, and a week ago my own cover arrived. It is made of Gfeller’s traditional English kip leather – other leathers are available.

The cover itself is about 1mm thick, made of a smooth leather with a natural finish. My large moleskine notebook slid into the cover and fit tightly. Over the last week it has “relaxed” a bit, so it doesn’t gap open when closed without the elastic engaged.

Note the clever way that Gfeller has exposed the moleskine elastic closure; when not in use, it rests flush against the back cover. When “engaged” around the case, it is tight enough to compress the leather slightly on the top and bottom edges, but not too tightly.

The design of the back cover leaves the envelope enclosure on the moleskine’s back cover accessible.

Like all leather goods, the Gfeller moleskine cover accepts surface scratches and soiling without a lot of complaint, so keep your cat away from it. Over the last week I’ve only had to wipe it down after daily use; I’m sure I’ll have to apply some manner of leather care product down the road, but for now, it’s low maintenance.

As promised, Steve has imprinted the Gfeller “cartouche” and a serial number on the inside front cover. I’m #8, w00t!

You may not be able to see it, but in the last picture (sorry for the quality, a Blackberry phone is what it is) you can get a sense of the workmanship involved in creating the seams and getting a precise die-cut.

Overall there are no irregularities in the seam-line anywhere on the piece, and all edges are straight and true.

I’ll keep you posted over time on how the leather “ages” – out of the box (so to speak) it lacks the character that only time can provide. But given the high quality of workmanship and materials that have gone into its creation, I have no doubts whatsoever that it will stand up to whatever I can throw at it.

For more information on the Gfeller Moleskine cover, visit their website.

UPDATE 1 – ack/nak reader Sharon Delman has asked for a better description of the leather.

Yes, Sharon, it is a pretty light brown upon arrival, almost the color of slightly tanned flesh. My experience with leather goods that start out this color is that they don’t stay that color for long; exposure to the elements, especially oils from contact with skin, lead to a progressive darkening of the leather first to a darker brown then almost to a chocolate brown. For example, Hartman has a line of luggage made with what they call “belting leather“. Out of the box they’re light in color, but before too long they mellow into a really cool golden brown that’s quite characterful and unique.

All that said, you’ll be dealing with a light-colored moleskine cover for a while.

UPDATE 2 – To assist in color comparisons, here is a picture of my Gfeller-covered moleskine and my Filofax A5 York Director in Calf Leather.

The Gfeller is much lighter by comparison – but it is not white.

discovered: just a minute

Imagine the following – you need to speak for 60 seconds straight without repeating yourself, pausing, or going off-topic.

Now imagine there are three smart people next to you who will interrupt you the second you screw up because they want to prove that they are better at this trick than you are, and they’re keeping score.

Now imaging doing this for a live radio audience.

And finally, imagine that this has been going on for 40 years.

I discovered Just a Minute (a.k.a. JAM) this weekend. JAM is a (mostly) weekly BBC radio “programme” hosted by Nicholas Parsons featuring four witty, competitive panelists in the best British radio tradition. If you’re the sort of person who values the skill of speaking extemporaneously, it’ll definitely ring your bell.

Nearly all of the shows aired over the last 40 years are archived in MP3 files that you can access via a dedicated Yahoo group. There are also numerous fan sites and blogs dedicated to the show. The gnomes of Wikipedia have done a nice job of summarizing the show and its history.

It’s very difficult to speak for any length of time “without repetition, hesitation or deviation”. But it’s very funny to listen to what happens when people try.

Visit the Yahoo group and listen to a random episode, or if you prefer, let me know and I’ll see if I can make an episode available here. It’s brilliant.

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